I'm Irish.

BRITISH
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. (can't. there is something in the herbs that upsets my tummy)
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Easily.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer.
Total = 1

AUSTRALIAN
[x] You wear flip-flops all year.
[x] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 6

ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye colour. (not the eyes)
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is among the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 5

SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 4 (im surprised there isnt more. my best friend is from mexico, and my sister is talking spanish....)

RUSSIAN
[x] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[x] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 5

POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish.
[x] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[x] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 2

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly.
[x]You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x]You have a family member from Ireland....
[x] You have/had blonde hair.
[x]You have/had freckles. (cant see them unless i am in the sun)
Total = 7

AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ]You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can 'sing' gospel.
[/] You smoke newports. (i have friends who do... so it is like second hand smoke)
Total = 4.5

ASIAN
[x] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot. (I HATE THAT SMALL WHITE GRAINS >: O!!!)
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 6

GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think Germanan Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (it is not that bad....)
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're under 5'4".
Total = 6

CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 3

FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[x] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 4

AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured
[x] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart. (live by it, and is to lazy to drive down town for the better stores)
Total = 4

NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[x] You know what lutefisk is.
[x] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[ ] you know how to fish and have fished before.
Total= 3

1st: Irish
2nd: Australasian, German, and Asian
3rd: Russian and Italian
4th: African American
5th: American, French, and Spanish
6th: Norwegian and Canadian
7th: Polish
8th: British
9th:________
10th: _________